Campout Cuisine is an event in SINoALICE.
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| "Campout Cuisine" |
Intro Scene[]
Parrah:
Spring is in the air!
Noya:
And you know what that means?
Parrah:
That's right...
Noya:
A CAMPOUT!!!
Parrah:
...
Noya:
......
Parrah:
Hello folks. We heard your desires. So here we are.
I bet yer wondering, why a camping trip?
Noya:
We thought the same exact thing.
Parrah:
Well we chose spring becuase, ya know...
Not too hot and not too cool. Right in the middle.
What better time to go camping!
Noya:
What about autumn?
Parrah:
Anyway, spring is all about camping.
We wanted to show our appreciation for our characters.
Ya know, they just don't have a chance to get a break from work.
Noya:
We've got the entire event on footage, too.
And being the kind souls we are, we wanna share it with you.
Verse 1[]
Sleeping Beauty:
The suns's so nice and warm...
Parrah:
Woah there! Don't fall into the fire now!
Noya:
That would make fore a nice shot, but today's all about FUN!
We need footage of you girls bustin' moves over an open fire!
Parrah & Noya:
Say cheeese!
Alice:
Fine. I'll cook something.
What do we have?
Parrah:
This is a campout, right? Just find somethin' from mother nature!
Alice:
So wild game...
Tanuki:
TANU TANU!
Noya:
What luck! A wild raccoon has wandered into our camp!
Parrah:
Tap into your primal instincts and make this video go viral!
Parrah & Noya:
AaaaaNd ACTION!
Sleeping Beauty:
Too much noise!
Death to all who disrupt my slumber!
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Unfortunate is the raccoon who stumbled
to their camp.
What fate befalls it for disrupting
Sleeping Beauty's afternoon slumber?
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Sleeping Beauty:
Yummy! Even my sleepys are gone.
You're really good at cooking, Alice!
Alice:
All I did was simmer it.
Sleeping Beauty:
But it's really tasty.
I didn't know if I'd even like raccoon soup.
Alice:
...Would you like seconds?
Parrah & Noya:
YOU READ OUR MINDS!
Alice:
I wasn't asking you.
Parrah & Noya:
Don't be so stingy. It's just soup.
Sleeping Beauty:
I'll share some of mine with you.
Alice:
...Fine. Eat what you want.
Parrah & Noya:
Hooray! More meat for us!
CAMPING ROCKS!
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Alice serves the party a serving of
raccoon meat. Impressed, they all
dig into the magnificent feast.
Verse 2[]
Parrah:
How' bout some fish next?
Noya:
Whatever you gals catch goes to the grill!
Alice:
I've never fished before.
Noya:
Oh! Then I've got the perfect game for you.
Wanna give it a try?
Parrah:
That collab's over already.
Sleeping Beauty:
The river's so peaceful...
Yaaawn...
Alice:
Sleeping again?
Parrah:
Hey, isn't that...
Alice:
I caught... a big one...
Mhhn...
Parrah:
Check it out! Sleeping Beauty's thorns are acting as fishing rods!
Noya:
The fishies must like how they're swayin'...
Uh-oh! Looks like she caught a big one!
Alice:
Not so fast!
Parrah:
BOOYA!!! We snagged a lunker!
Alice:
Wait, this is...!
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Sleeping Beauty's fishing pole tugged hard.
Biting on the other end was something big.
Whatever could it be?
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Sleeping Beauty:
I'm stuffed.
Parrah:
You said it. Even fish nightmare make for a hearty meal.
Noya:
Did you say mor一Oh?
Hey look. There's something massive floatin' in the river.
Alice:
Is that a moss ball?
Sleeping Beauty:
Moss ball... Mattress...
Alice:
No. Those aren't the same thing.
Parrah:
Aren't ya gonna grab it?
Alice:
...It kinda...
Sleeping Beauty:
Smells fishy... *snore*
Noya:
Then off it goes to bother another shore.
Parrah:
Odd for a human-sized moss ball to be floatin' around...
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Floating upriver was a large moss ball.
Ploop, ploop...
Ploop, ploop, ploop...
It drifted idly along the river's flow.
Verse 3[]
Parrah:
What a beautiful sunny day filled with the music of nature...
And the sigh of a giant moss ball.
Noya:
Kinda soothing how it bobs up and down the waves.
Sleeping Beauty:
Zzzz...
Dorothy:
I can't wait for you guys forever!
Don't you recognize me?!
Parrah & Noya:
Figures.
Alice:
Somehow this feels like déja vu.
Dorothy:
Forget the past. It's the present that's important.
Alice:
Explain why you're dressed as that.
Dorothy:
Ever heard of what of a ghillie suit?
It's a type of camo that keeps you undercover in your surroundings.
You can't win a battle in these mountains without it!
Sleeping Beauty:
Shut up! I can't sleep with all this babbling!
What's there to battle out here anyway?
Dorothy:
Why, nightmares of course!
There's a massive outbreak upstream.
Parrah:
Woops. Guess we got distracted by the great outdoors.
Noya:
All those nightmares gotta go if you three wanna return to the Library.
Alice:
This again. I knew you were up to something.
Dorothy:
Welp, gotta do what you gotta do!
Oh, one more thing.
There's something a little off about these nightmares.
Alice:
Off? How so?
Dorothy:
They're demons.
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From the river appeared Dorothy
with news of an outbreak of demons.
And in order to return to their own world,
they made their way to exterminate them.
Verse 4[]
Noya:
Anyway, so they went on their way to slay the demons.
Parrah:
Oh! And almost forgot...
For all you giver-uppers who want to know how events played out...
Close your eyes and listen carefully.
Noya:
Note: Due to corruption of the video file, royalty-free materials were used in this production.
Parrah:
Note: Although a great amount of effort was exhausted for this video, we've received some criticism from the characters.
Please enjoy the video along with their commentary.
Noya:
So let's get onto that scene of them in the woods heading to the demon village!
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Dorothy:
Boy, am I starved.
The glasses here will represent Dorothy ~Parrah
C'mon! I'm more than just glasses, you know ~Dorothy
Sleeping Beauty:
Mmh... I'm getting sleepy, too...
We also have a mattress to represent Sleeping Beauty! ~Noya
In terms of characteristics, it's on point. ~Alice
Alice:
We should have brought lunch.
Since there's nothing unique about Alice, we just have her as an ant. ~Parrah
Is that your joke...? it sucks. ~Alice
Noya:
Our three heroines were famished,
...Until an old man appeared.
Old Man:
Grumbly tummies?
Le'me whip you up a lil somethin' for ya travelers!
Dorothy:
Really?! You're the best gramps!
These images are distracting me from the story. ~Dorothy
Old Man:
Haha! If only I could!
Come on back after you defeat 'em demons all up in my crops! potatoes, carrots, & onions
How did they condense this all one screen? ~Dorothy
Alice:
...Whatever. That was our intention anyway.
Look! It's an army of Alice ants!!! Now I'm on gramp's face! ~Dorothy
I didn't know I was on-screen until now... ~Alice
Old Man:
Thanks a bunch!
Aren't those ingredients for curry? ~Sleeping Beauty
Here, take with ya some apple pie. Apple pie
See! It is curry!!! ~Sleeping Beauty
This screen can't fit much more... ~Dorothy
I think I have dialogue coming up. ~Sleeping Beauty
Sleeping Beauty:
This looks delicious!
Is that bed ME?! ~Sleeping Beauty
I give them credit for trying... ~Dorothy
Raccoon:
A raccoon?!
Why does he get a full screen?! ~Dorothy
We owe that raccoon... ~Alice
Old Man:
There's the lil bugger!
Now get outta there n show that furry freeloader a thing or too!
Alice:
Let's go.
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Does Alice and the others
have what it takes to defeat
this menacing wild raccoon?
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Raccoon:
Meeeeek...
Sleeping Beauty:
...I think this fella wants something.
Dorothy:
Wanna hear him out?
Alice:
...
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Dumb Raccoon
Alice:
Why are you destroying the farmer's crops?
Dorothy:
Alice, animals don't understand humans.
Raccoon:
............
...Um. Actually...
The Raccoon's Monologue
Sleeping Beauty:
It talked.
Raccoon:
I used to live in a demon village with my mother. But...
The work she endured there was too much strain on her, so she fled.
And now I'm out searching for her.
But after some time, I just got hungry, you know?
And the crops were right there, so I just...
But I didn't mean to harm anyone...
I'm really sorry...
Okay we get it!
The Raccoon's Demands
Alice:
A demon village...
Dorothy:
Show us the way and we'll take care of 'em!
Raccoon:
I guess I could. On one condition...
Give me your apple pie!
Pie Addict
Alice:
It's all yours.
Raccoon:
How generous of you!
But I'm good with half, thanks.
IT'S CHOW TIME!!!
Dumb Raccoon
Raccoon:
...............
INCREDIBLE!
Never have I savored such foreign flavors and spices in apple pie before!
It's like eating curry! Note: He ate apple Pie
...............
I think I'm gonna be sick...
Vomits on Sleeping Beauty
Sleeping Beauty:
M-Mr. Raccoon?!
★Next Time★
The Truth about the demon village is revealed!
Plus, a shocking turn of events guaranteed to make you cry!
Verse 5[]
Parrah:
Note: Due to the Hassle gethering royalty-free material,
the rest of the story has been limited to plain text.
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Raccoon:
Water... It's so good...
I feel rejuvenated
Alice:
So, what's this demon village like?
Raccoon:
Well it's flourishing village with lots of big houses.
We wake up at 9 A.M. to work, and finish around 6. P.M.
But it's actually much worse than it sounds.
Although we get an hour for lunch, we don't have time to
rest and end up working through it.
And if we do finish our work early, we're given a new task right away.
We're forced to clock out on time because we're not allowed overtime.
But we're still there working late hours.
It's either take the last train home or stay the night.
Do you know how many hours I put in a month? Over 100!
And because flextime is in the contract, we don't even get paid
for the extra time we do put in.
That's what this village is.
Alice:
Shady management...
Dorothy:
Don't we know a company like that?
Sleeping Beauty:
Is it fun working so much you lose sleep over it?
Raccoon:
Of course it's not! That's why my mom ran away!
All those demons care about is money.
They're exploiting us just for being weak!
She thought with help from the outside, we could get our money back.
But then, they went after her...!
So, please! Please help me!
I promise to pay you back with a large sum of money afterwards!
Dorothy:
Should we help him?
Alice:
It doesn't matter. We have to destory them either way.
Dorothy:
As I though. Alright then, let'sㅡ
Raccoon:
Uwaaahhh! It's demons!!!
Sleeping Beauty:
Kill them all.
They should have thought twice before disturbing one's sleep!
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Demon:
You're just a defect!
A wannabe demon!
Raccoon:
No...
Dorothy:
A defect?
What's that about?
Raccoon:
...
Verse 6[]
Parrah:
After much hardship, the gang finally arrived to the demon village.
Raccoon:
Hey you! You big, ugly bully!
Demon:
Who are you?! And why are you here?!
Raccoon:
Your reign of terror is over!
Don't even bother begging for mercy!
Nothing will save you now!
Demon:
Beg for mercy?! Why you!
Raccoon:
You heard me! Are ya scared? Pretty pathetic coming from a demon!
Alice:
...If you're going to talk big, you should probably face your opponent instead of hiding behind others.
Raccoon:
I can't do that!
That would be a death sentence!
Demon:
Kehehe! As if a bunch of girlies can harm me!
You picked the wrong teammates, kid!
Raccoon:
Oh yeah? Just 'cause your body's huge doesn't make your brain any smarter, moron!
Demon:
Try that again, girlie!
Sleeping Beauty:
Heh? Wait, no! That wasn't me!
Raccoon:
Yoohoo! Over here, ya dummy!
Doofus! Peabrain! Ugly meatball!
Sleeping Beauty:
Stop it! Bad raccoon! Bad!
Demon:
Enough! I'll have everyone's flextime incorporated into their core time!
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Demon:
GARHAHA! Weaklings!
Verse 7[]
Parrah:
And so, after losing the battle, Alice and the gang were thrown into a prison cell.
Sleeping Beauty:
He got us good. That was some real strength back there.
Much too strong for us to beat. I need a nap... Zzzz...
Alice:
We have to figure out a way then. Otherwise we can't go home.
Dorothy:
If only he had a weakness... Then we'd show him who's boss.
Raccoon:
...I know it. His weakness.
Dorothy:
What?
Raccoon:
Actually, demons are raccoons just like me.
Except, I can't transform into what they are...
Dorothy:
Aha. So that's what he meant when he called you a defect.
Raccoon:
Yeah... Only the elite can transform. And with it they hold the highest authority.
Alice:
...Can these demons turn back into raccoons?
Raccoon:
Yeah! And they're weak, too!
Maybe just a little bit stronger than myself.
Dorothy:
Perfect!
I know exactly how to win this!
All we gotta do is get him to revert to his original self when his defenses are down!
Alice:
And how do we do that?
Dorothy:
The details will come together later.
But first...
Yoohoo! Stupid, brainless, poor excuse of a prison guard!
C'mere!
Demon:
What did you call me?!
Dorothy:
We get our freedom back by killing this weakling.
Verse 8[]
Dorothy:
These guys are a piece of cake.
Sleeping Beauty:
I could do this in my sleep... Yawn...
Raccoon:
Yeah, but the big guy's nothing compared to these!
Maybe this was a bad idea, after all...
If I aplogize now...
Alice:
How does a demon revert back?
Raccoon:
Huh? Oh, um...
By losing concentration.
Dorothy:
Concentration? Hm...
Dorothy:
Oh. What if we use that?
Alice:
Use 'that'?
Noya:
And so, the group discussed their next plan of action.
That was... until the demon attacked them!
Demon:
There you are!
I spared you once, but this time will be your last!
Alice:
He's here.
Raccoon:
I'm s-sorry! Bit wasn't me!
It was all their idea! They tricked me!!!
Sleeping Beauty:
Wait, what?!
Dorothy:
Whose side are you on?!
Raccoon:
Here! I'll give you this!
So please, spare me!!!
Demon:
What's this? Delicious apple pie?
Hand it over. All of it!
Alice, Dorothy, & Sleeping Beauty:
Gotcha.
Demon:
THIS IS REPULSIVE!!!
Alice:
He fell for it.
Sleeping Beauty:
Who wouldn't lose focus after tasting that?
Dorothy:
I don't have a problem with it.
Raccoon:
Now's our chance!
Let's get 'em!!!
Verse 9[]
Parrah:
And so, the demon was finally defeated in a most remarkable battle.
Dorothy:
That was easier than expected!
Gotta hand it to Raccoony here for his grand performance.
Alice:
Now to exterminate the others.
Sleeping Beauty:
The sooner the better. I just wanna sleep...
Raccoon:
...Kehehehe.
That easy, huh?
Sleeping Beauty:
...Raccoony?
Raccoon:
I did it! I defeated him!
Now I'm strongest of them all!!!
Alice:
What... did you say?
Raccoon:
You're the ones who fell for MY trap!
I used you to get rid of him and steal his power for myself!
The power of a demon is mine now!
I'm the strongest demon of them all!
I'll spare you years of resentment by ending your lives right here and now!
ACK! THIS IS STILL GROSS!!!
Alice:
He's a fraud.
Dorothy:
This is becoming more troublesome than it's worth.
Let's just kill them all.
Sleeping Beauty:
Saaame.
Death to all those who disrupt one's slumber𝆕
Raccoon:
Heh? No, wait... Please...
I'm harmless! Nothin' but a cute, furry raccoon!
Dorothy:
It's a shame, but these are tales of terror, after all.
Alice:
Exactly. See ya.
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Parrah:
So after a little bit of this...
Noya:
And a little bit of that...
Parrah:
The trio destroyed the demon village and returned safe and sound back to their camp.
Verse 10[]
Sleeping Beauty:
The sun's so nice and warm...
Yawn...
Parrah:
Woah there!
Don't fall into the fire now!
Noya:
That would make for a nice shot, but toady's all about FUN!
We need footage of you girls bustin' moves over an open fire!
Parrah & Noya:
Say cheeese!
Sleeping Beauty:
Cheeese... Mhn... zzz...
Alice:
Fine. You sleep.
I'll cook something.
What do we have. Just rice and vegetables? No meat?
Parrah:
This is a campout right?
Just find somethin' from mother nature!
Alice:
Raccoon again?
Raccoon:
Meek! Meemeek!
Meemeek!!!
Noya:
What luck! A wild raccoon has wandered into our camp!
Parrah:
I guess you guys missed a few during your killing spree.
Noya:
Finish up the job after this meal.
Parrah:
If you don't, you'll be stuck in this world forever.
Dorothy:
Here we go again.
Sleeping Beauty:
Boooring... Yaaawn...
Alice:
...When will we be done with this game?
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Sleeping Beauty:
Yummy raccoon soup𝆕
Dorothy:
Delicious! I lost track of how many times I've had it already.
Alice:
...I think I'm becoming a pro at this.
Dorothy:
Well duh. There hasn't been a day you cooked anything else.
Alice:
Why... Why am I cooking anyway?
Dorothy:
To eat?
Sleeping Beauty:
And to sleep on a full stomach... zzz...
Alice:
I see...
No. That's not it.
Dorothy:
Huh?
Alice:
Because we're camping.
Sleeping Beauty:
Yeah, that's it. We came out here to camp.
Dorothy:
In that case, let's get campin'!
Alice:
...Teehee
Sleeping Beauty:
Heeheehee𝆕
Dorothy:
AHAHAHAHA!
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And so, our characters live the rest of
their days on a constant loop.
The chilling laughter of their deteriorating
spirits echoing deep within the trees.
Forever, and ever, and ever, and ever...
Ending Scene[]
Noya:
Well that was an odd turn of events.
Parrah:
But the question still remains...
Was that really a raccoon they defeated?
Noya:
Was is a different kind of monster?
Parrah:
Was there ever a raccoon to begin with?
Noya:
When was it that our girls were fighting?
Parrah:
Is what we're seeing true, or are we being fooled?
Noya:
Who decides what is true anyway?
Parrah:
Hell if we know.
Noya:
Whichever is correct...
Parrah:
-is the one you choose to believe.
Tanu tanu!