Pinocchio Crusher

 is a job in SINoALICE. This job is obtained by clearing Pinocchio Act 1: Chapter 1-1.

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"Good morning, Papa!" Geppetto couldn't believe his eyes when Pinocchio greeted him so warmly. "What's this?! My puppet Pinocchio is moving!" Pinocchio smiled.

"The fairy gave me life. She said if I behaved, she'd make me a real boy!" Pinocchio cried with joy as he said those words. "It looks like my wish has finally come true!"

"Pinocchio. Be thankful for the blessing you've received and live a good, just life. Tell no lies. Always study hard. If you do, you're sure to become a real boy."

Pinocchio quivered with excitement at Geppetto's words. "If I just do everything he says without question, everything will work out. Without question... Without..." English Unofficial=

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「おはよう、お父さん！」ピノキオが元気に挨拶すると、ゼペット爺さんは目を丸くして驚いた. 「なんと！私の人形が、ピノキオが動いているぞ！」ピノキオはにこりと笑った.

「星の女神さまが命を与えてくれたんだ. 良い子でいたら人間にしてくれるって！」ピノキオの言葉にゼペット爺さんは涙を流して喜んだ. 「ああ、私の長年の望みが叶うのだね」

「ピノキオよ、神の祝福に感謝して清く正しく過ごしなさい. 嘘をつかず正直に生きなさい. 怠けずに、学校で一生懸命学びなさい. そうすればお前はきっと本物の人間になれるだろう」

ゼペット爺さんの言葉に、ピノキオは震える程の興奮を感じていた. 指示通りに生きていけば、何も考えずに済むのだから. 何も考えずに……何も……