Bludgeon of Flames

Bludgeon of Flames is a weapon in SINoALICE.

Weapon Story
My father was a low-life drunk who beat my mother, but he did teach me how to read and write. Using these skills, I made a name for myself as a writer. I took a lovely trophy wife to go along with my growing riches, but one day I saw my wife had bite marks on her neck, and they weren't from me. Determined to kill the culprit, I made a club.

One evening in bed, my wife was aroused, and I indulged her halfheartedly. When it was over, she said, "Help me. A bad man threatened me, saying he'd hurt me if I didn't sleep with him. I had no choice." At the sight of her sobbing, pity welled up within me, and I promised, "Leave it to me."

I arranged a meeting with the man, and told him, "Don't you ever lay a hand on my wife." But he said, "She's the one who made a pass at me. Let me tell you, the broad is a screamer, she really gets into it." I grabbed the man by the neck and strangled him. Then I felt something hit me hard in the back of the head.

I collapsed. Later on, half-asleep, half-awake, I saw my wife sitting beside me, wearing a mocking smile. "That takes care of both my husband and my lover. Now I can sleep with anyone I want," my wife said. She pulled out the club I'd made, and pressed it to the lit stove burner. The flames quickly lit up the blood- and grease-slickened club…