Little Mermaid Alternative

 is a job in SINoALICE. This job is unlocked by obtaining Intent of Misery.

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The Sōbu Main Line is out of service as of 7:45 this morning due to an accident at Shin-Koiwa Station. We strongly urge passengers to seek alternate transportation. Once again...

>@πmania_JP Somebody died at Shin-Koiwa. Right in front of me. Gonna barf. >@凸boy1978 What a way to start the frickin' day. They better be handing out late passes for this. >@αchangirl It was a woman. Looked like an office worker.

Authorities have concluded that the body found at Shin-Koiwa station belonged to a woman working in the metropolitan area. Investigators have ruled it as a potential suicide and are currently questioning persons of interest.

To continue our coverage of the accident at Shin-Koiwa Station, police have taken a 40 year-old man into custody after he confessed to pushing the victim, a co-worker he had been having an extra-marital affair with, into the train tracks when she demanded he married her. English Unofficial=

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本日午前７時４５分ごろ、総武本線の新小岩駅構内で人身事故が発生した為、一時運転を見合わせております. お急ぎの方は振替輸送をご利用ください. 繰り返します. 本日午前……

>＠πmania_JP　新小岩で人身事故. まともに見た. 吐く. >＠凸boy1978　通勤時間にふざけんなよ. 遅延証明書くれ. >＠αchangirl　飛び込んだのは女の人. ＯＬさんっぽい.

新小岩駅で起きた人身事故ですが、所持品などから、はねられたのは都内に勤める女性と判明しました. 警察当局は自殺の可能性があるとみて、関係者から事情を聞く方針です.

新小岩駅で起きた人身事故の続報です. 女性と同じ会社に勤める男性（４０）が逮捕されました. 男性は女性と不倫関係にあり、結婚を迫られた為、線路に突き落としたと認めています.