Campout Cuisine

 is an event in SINoALICE.

Parrah:

Spring is in the air!

Noya: And you know what that means?

Parrah:

That's right...

Noya:

A CAMPOUT!!!

Parrah:

...

Noya:

......

Parrah:

Hello folks.

We heard your desires. So here we are.

I bet yer wondering, why a camping trip?

Noya:

We thought the same exact thing.

Parrah:

Well we chose spring because, ya know...

Not too hot and not too cool.

Right in the middle.

What better time to go camping!

Noya:

What about autumn?

Parrah:

Anyway, spring is all about camping.

We wanted to show our appreciation for

our characters. Ya know,

they just don't have a chance to get a break from work.

Noya:

We 've got the entire event on footage, too.

And being the kind souls we are,

we wanna share it with you.

Verse 1
Sleeping Beauty:

The sun's so nice and warm...

Parrah:

Woah there! Don't fall into the fire now!

Noya:

That would make for a nice shot, but today's all about FUN!

We need footage of you girls bustin' moves over an open fire!

Parrah & Noya:

Say cheeese!

Alice:

Fine. I'll cook something.

What do we have?

Parrah:

This is a campout, right? Just find somethin' from mother nature!

Alice:

So wild game...

Noya:

What luck! A wild raccoon has wandered into the camp!

Parrah:

Tap into your primal instincts and make this video go viral!

Parrah & Noya:

Aaaaand ACTION!

Sleeping Beauty:

Too much noise!

Death to all who disrupt my slumber!

Unfortunate is the raccoon who stumbled

to their camp.

What fate befalls it for disrupting

Sleeping Beauty's afternoon slumber?

Parrah & Noya:

Bring on the meeeeeat ♪♪

Sleeping Beauty:

Yummy! Even my sleepys are gone!

You're really good at cooking, Alice!

Alice:

All I did was simmer it.

Sleeping Beauty:

But its' really tasty.

I didn't know if I'd even like raccoon soup.

Alice:

Would you like seconds?

Parrah & Noya:

YOU READ OUR MINDS!

Alice:

I wasn't asking you.

Parrah & Noya:

Don't be so stingy. It's just soup

Sleeping Beauty:

I'll share mine with you.

Alice:

...Fine. Eat what you want.

Parrah & Noya:

Hooray! More meat for us!

Alice serves the party a serving of

raccoon meat. Impressed, they all

dig into the magnificent feast.

Verse 2
Noya:

Whatever you gals catch goes to the grill!

Alice:

I've never fished before.

Noya:

Oh! Then I've got the perfect game for you. Wanna give it a try?

Parrah:

That collab's over already. (*TBD for Global)

Sleeping Beauty:

The river's so peaceful...

Yaaawn...

Alice:

Sleeping again?

Parrah:

Hey, isn't that...?

Sleeping Beauty:

I caught... a big one...

Mhhn...

Parrah:

Hey, check it out! Sleeping Beauty's thorns are acting as fishing rods!

Noya:

The fishies must like how they're swayin'...

Uh oh! Looks like she caught a big one!

Alice:

Not so fast!

Parrah:

Booyah! We snagged a lunker!

Alice:

Wait, this is...!

Sleeping Beauty fishing pole tugged hard.

Biting on the other end was something

big.

Whatever could it be?

Sleeping Beauty:

I'm stuffed.

Parrah:

You said it. Even fish nightmare make for a hearty meal.

Noya:

Did you say mor--Oh?

Hey look. There's something massive floating in the river.

Alice:

Is that a moss ball?

Sleeping Beauty:

Moss ball... Mattress...

Alice:

No. Those aren't the same thing.

Parrah:

Aren't ya gonna go grab it?

Alice:

...It kinda...

Sleeping Beauty:

Smells fishy...*snore*

Noya:

Then off it goes to bother another shore.

Parrah:

Odd for a human-sized moss ball to be floatin' around...

Floating upriver was a large moss ball.

Ploop, ploop...

Ploop, ploop, ploop...

It drifted idly along the river's flow.

Verse 3
Parrah:

What a beautiful sunny day filled with the music of nature...

And the sight of a giant moss ball.

Noya:

Kinda soothing how it bobs up and down in the waves.

Sleeping Beauty:

Zzz...

Moss Ball:

I can't wait for you guys forever!

Don't you recognize me?!

Parrah & Noya:

Figures.

Alice:

Somehow this feels like deja vu.

Dorothy:

Forget the past. It's the present that's important.

Alice:

Explain why you're dressed like that.

Dorothy:

Ever heard of a ghillie suit? It's a type of camo that keeps you undercover in your surroundings.

You can't win a battle in these mountains without it!

Sleeping Beauty:

Shut up! I can't sleep with all this babbling!

What's there to battle out here anyway?

Dorothy:

Why, nightmares of course! There's a massive outbreak upstream.

Parrah:

Woops. Guess we got distracted by the great outdoors.

Noya:

All those nightmares gotta go if you three wanna return to the Library.

Alice:

This again. I knew you were up to something.

Dorothy:

Welp, gotta do what you gotta do!

Oh, one more thing.

There's something a little off about these nightmares.

Alice:

Off? How so?

Dorothy:

They're demons.

From the river appeared Dorothy

with news of an outbreak of demons.

And in order to return to their own

world,

they made their way to exterminate

them.

Verse 5
Demon:

You're just a defect!

A wannabe demon!

Raccoon:

No...

Dorothy:

A defect?

What's that about?

Raccoon:

...

Verse 6
Demon:

GARHAHAHA!

Weaklings!